“How to Permanently Lower Your IQ”–Josh Fugate

Honorable Mention, Poetry


Launch rockets at a hospital

Fire a machine gun

into a crowd of children

Kick your dog

Mutilate your genitals

Watch beheadings

on Youtube

Drink until you can’t get an erection

Drink bleach

Drink dandruff shampoo

Clean the toilet with toothpaste

Staple your stomach shut

and eat until it bursts


Destroy all birth control

Destroy all women


Fill your car with gasoline

and then lick your hands

Lie down in traffic

and wait there

until America is great again.